The ads below are header images on the website of KUSC, the only classical radio station in Los Angeles. (The slogans are also used in other forms of advertising; I noticed them on the sides of all the buses on campus at USC.)

I've been unsure for a while now about whether this was or was not worth blogging about. Complaining about these ads seems too easy, in a way. Everything I would say about them seems foolishly self-evident, like the written equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel. But, then, the fact that the ads exist at all suggests that I'm probably wrong.

Not pictured is my actual least favorite slogan: "Less Bombs, More Brahms".

Yup. That just happened to you.